Fear and Loathing in the SEC

Sir Urban the urbain coach of the 2 time recently winning SEC god Gators has stuck his foot recently where Lane Kiffin so often loves to stick it, in his mouth as he publicly scolded another team, in this case one of the two teams called "Tigers" from the same conference- Auburn- for joyriding recruits around in limos. This allegation proved out to be false and now Urban the not so much longer "Urbain" will have to retract his comments. Urban offers girlfriends scholarships in gymnastics to just get a football player to come cross-country needs to back off the holier than thou pills and go have Tebow circumcise him or something.

As is often said in SEC country, "If you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin". And who cares. Kids that want to be bought off by the highest bidder will find ways to make that happen and the schools that look the other way will eventually get their comeuppance.

Bowl Week!

I bet you didn't really realize that this week we have games between contenders here and there. I like to refer to it as my bowl week when crap like this happens. I like to watch a battle of titans root for the underdog so everything can be as screwed up as possible.

In the "Every Players is From Texas on Both Teams Bowl" is "The Red River Rivalry" of Texas vs Oklahoma. Stoops seems to have the upper hand this year. His team has looked surgically smart for the whole season but have played a bunch of sloppy joes up until this point.

Mack Brown is as relaxed as ever. Losing doesn't seem to bother ol' Mack nearly as much. He's a great guy and has plenty of Texas's finest playing for him.

The Bobby Boucher Bourbon Bowl features the Bayou Boys of LSU versus the Florida Swamp Boys. Ricky-Jean Francois vs Timmy Tebow and Percy Harvin. Somewhere there's a coach or two on the sidelines that doesn't make any sense. I have a feeling Urban Meyer will transmit Henry Winkler emotions as he feels that LSU has stolen all of his good plays.