Watching The Chumscrubber. This is what I'm reduced to, but it is only 7:15 or so in the morning. There is really nothing going on in college football that we should concern ourselves with so let's review:
My Daddy, Bobby Bowden, is gone and now we get JIMBO so all of a sudden Florida State is ranked.
Joe Paterno (he's been JoePa for 10 years now, and I hate it) is fading.
The rankings are what everybody expected.
Butch Davis fields great players by consistently having agents pay his players.
Nick Saban oversigns his classes and nobody seems to mind.
Jeremiah Masoli has transferred to Ole Miss and Mandel says Houston Nutt is a scumbag.
Anyone who thinks Tommy Tubberville is actually going to make Texas Tech better is taking crazy pills.
USC is up shit creek.
Stanford is my dark horse title contender for both the Pac whatever and National title.
The top 25 is fine even though all the college football writers are acting miffed that Boise State is 5th; big deal.
Michigan still sucks. So does Indiana and Illinois.
Drugs are still bad.
Okay, that's what's been going on all summer and what we have until the season starts. But at least there's the Hall of Fame Game tomorrow and some teary ex-jocks getting inducted tonight. Hooray Canton, Ohio!
