Training Camp Has Begun/ Eddie Murphy Jerry Seinfeld

Training camp has begun in earnest in the NFL. Of course your team is poised to win the superbowl (Patriots prolly) or play for the Superbowl (Saints/Eagles/Rams) but mine is getting a lot of Superbowl jive talk coming mainly because we have the youngest and most talentedly young team full of vim and vigor.

Or as you call them, The Browns. Lately, there are all sorts of Browns podcasts that I have noticed. I really enjoy the wacky antics of our foreign correspondent Paul Brown. His partner Jack Duffin who is intensely focused on Cap  spend is a good listen as well. They seem to get all sorts of guests and the YouTube videos are hilarious.
https://mobile.twitter.com/paulbrown_uk

It's strange seeing the Browns be portrayed as anything but horrible but we are used to our teams, aside from the Browns being pretty good and even star studded thanks to LeBron and the Buckeyes and occasionally the Indians who will probably not be able to afford some of their stars soon (Lindor).

Twitter has you covered on all things your-team.

Something interesting I saw the last night was Eddie Murphy and Jerry Seinfeld driving and talking and drinking coffee. I loved it. It is such an easy format for them to casually talk about whatever and I could tell that Jerry absolutely loved it. I had no idea they started out around the same time in the same club in New York and both made it. They went for coffee then hung out at an Improv and drove some more.

I'd recommend over any other Seinfeld Cars show. Looks like Eddie wants to do standup again and this is like the prelude to that with a 70million dollar Netflix contract being thrown around. He had a few good stories about Mike Tyson and Michael Jackson.

Frady Quinn is back

Per EMangini, Frady Quinn is back in the starting lineup without his 11million dollar P.T. bonus.

Why the Browns are newsworthy is only for the same reasons tragic accidents are.

I must drink now.

Accorsi to Cleveland is Wrong:

Reports of Cleveland Browns hiring Ernie Accorsi are false

According to Tony Grossi of Cleveland PD. Emphatic denial of association with the Browns by Accorsi. Sounds like a good way to keep your reputation clean.

Texting Fun

RANDOM BILLY JOEL LYRICS:

Christopher R. Hickman: U just sit at hoooommmee and masturbate.... But Captain Jack will get u high tonight.

MINNY V OSU

Joshua Hickman: "He's on my all dreadlock team I know that" Chris Speilman classic
Christopher R. Hickman: I understand that soon.
Christopher R. Hickman: Sir
Joshua Hickman: What a fake!
Christopher R. Hickman: Was that a fake hangup
Joshua Hickman: I thought it was...could have sworn J hall had the ball
Christopher R. Hickman: Griese is hammered
Joshua Hickman: Minni is loosing it!
Christopher R. Hickman: Keep tippin Griese
Joshua Hickman: J hall is looking sexy
Joshua Hickman: The confidence is back
Christopher R. Hickman: IMG01090.jpg ( 414.79KB )

PACKERS V BROWNS:

Joshua Hickman: The beer is very cold at Ray's
Christopher R. Hickman: And the reubens are very fine, I'm certain
Joshua Hickman: And the browns play is very not fine
Christopher R. Hickman: Bench everyone
Joshua Hickman: Where's Player when we need him?
Christopher R. Hickman: Back in the dawg pound wasted
Christopher R. Hickman: Mangina mangina
Joshua Hickman: He payed these refs well
Christopher R. Hickman: Papinga is a dadinga
Joshua Hickman: What language is that
Christopher R. Hickman: Papua new guinaer
Christopher R. Hickman: Easter island
Christopher R. Hickman: Gaines is our bp
Joshua Hickman: Next to Player yes
Christopher R. Hickman: Player is bbqing squirrel out in the muni lot
Joshua Hickman: With joel and amish
Joshua Hickman: What's players first name?
Christopher R. Hickman: Kicker
Joshua Hickman: His name is Kicker Player
Christopher R. Hickman: Kicker T.
Christopher R. Hickman: I thought it was Gary. But it couldve been Ralph or Jimmy or Bob or Chris or
Joshua Hickman: I am trying to find a pic of him?
Christopher R. Hickman: Green Bay Packers, sponsored by British Petroleum
Christopher R. Hickman: Where's Lee Suggs?
Joshua Hickman: Plenty of time
Christopher R. Hickman: Did player ever kick a field goal. His stats don't exist between now and 1999. Can't remember what year he played
Joshua Hickman: Not sure...think he was a member of the all dawg pound team
Christopher R. Hickman: Just pat's
Christopher R. Hickman: Scott Player. He was a punter from Florida State
Christopher R. Hickman: Born 12/17/1969 St Augustine, FL. 6'1" 206
Joshua Hickman: I found him...mini hulk, nice work
Christopher R. Hickman: Go Dolphins!
Christopher R. Hickman: Go Vikings
Joshua Hickman: Dude browns are back in it! Down by a TD!
Christopher R. Hickman: Minifield Anderson
Christopher R. Hickman: Lookup Christopher Wilder
Joshua Hickman: Who is that and why?
Christopher R. Hickman: Just do it sometime
Joshua Hickman: I did...he's a killer
Christopher R. Hickman: Millionaire who killed models from Boynton Beach