Thursday, May 7, 2009

Fear and Loathing in the SEC


Sir Urban the urbain coach of the 2 time recently winning SEC god Gators has stuck his foot recently where Lane Kiffin so often loves to stick it, in his mouth as he publicly scolded another team, in this case one of the two teams called "Tigers" from the same conference- Auburn- for joyriding recruits around in limos. This allegation proved out to be false and now Urban the not so much longer "Urbain" will have to retract his comments. Urban offers girlfriends scholarships in gymnastics to just get a football player to come cross-country needs to back off the holier than thou pills and go have Tebow circumcise him or something.

As is often said in SEC country, "If you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin". And who cares. Kids that want to be bought off by the highest bidder will find ways to make that happen and the schools that look the other way will eventually get their comeuppance.

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