Who's got more TDs? The Cleveland Pumpkin Patch or the New Orleans Saints' D? According to Mary Kay Cabot of the Cleveland Plain Dealer: Quinn was reminded that the Saints' defense has scored more touchdowns -- seven -- than the Browns' offense -- five.
Well, the Pumpkin Patch has decided to keep things real and mysterious at the same time. As if someone actually had to worry about it, the Pumpkin Patchers (Due to their helmets resembling said Melon and they are about as effective in capturing attention as Pumpkins) will not reveal, at least until tomorrow (Weds. Nov 11th, Veterans Day!) which dreadful quarterback they will lead out there.
What is worse? The QB that likes to get sacked (Quinn had 10 sacks in 2 1/2 games) or the one that prefers to throw the ball either in the dirt, to the other team, or whizzed entirely too hard from short distance so that it bounces off the receivers (Anderson only has had 9 sacks in more than twice as many games).
For anyone who has watched these teams play, the QBs have had time to throw and they just can't find the open receiver and/or the receivers are simply unable to create separation. Quinn was maddening as he felt it completely necessary to check down to the shortest route again and again and Anderson simply resembles "Wild Thing" before he got glasses in Major League or "Nuke" started getting some control of his penis in Bull Durham- the ball just goes whistling past everybody. You have to be on your toes if you expect to see The Pumpkin Patch offense because they're usually a quick 3-5 plays and then you see the MVP and possibly the only Cleveland Pro Bowl Selection Dave Zastadil head on the field for some booming ass punts.
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