Monday, November 2, 2009

Randy "Guitar" Lerner caving to the fans


According to the Akron Beacon Journal, the Browns have a couple of fans and they don't want to see Cribbs possibly score the Browns only points of the game during the Browns/Ravens showdown on Monday Night Football following the Browns bye week this weekend. Randy Lerner is going to give them an olive branch so that they can go back down Mt. Sinai and tell the rest of the fans that: "Hey, guys, Randy's got this really, really good weed. And, oh, he's going to hire like somebody else to hire and fire coaches and GMs and stuff and we should renew our season tickets and watch Cribbs possibly score the only points of the game for the Browns against the Ravens. Cool? We talked to him."

Forget the fact that one of these jokers is a "Sports Marketing" Marketer and probably doesn't mind the attention that he's getting for this self-inflicted farce. Lerner is showing them who is more shrewd. They will smoke his weed (be it metaphorical or real) and they will tell the townsfolk that "The King has good bud and is a smoker as well!"

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