Mishmash and Jargon for Dorks

What if chicks were as into guys' bodies as unabashedly as men seem to lurk and linger over women with no known personality traits.  A girl posts some sexy pictures on instagram and the next thing you know she has millions of likes and still no personality but I'm supposed to believe that will be overlooked for infinity?  Yeah, I guess so.  Imagine if Hollywoodtuna.com had dudes instead of women linkage?

Yeah, probably wouldn't work. 

But as a genxer I am pretty embarrassed to watch them all wiggle around (especially, in front of anyone).  More men probably go look at men posting muscles and stuff anyway.  It's all silly.


Anyway, we have sports to entertain us the whole year.

There are tons of sports people to goad athletes into saying the dumbest things.

PFT leads in with some player saying his team is like the ex-girlfriend that broke up with you???

I guess we can't expect Sartre and existentialism relating to sports.

Teddy Ginn didn't race in the race he thought up.  The rumor that is whirling is that Ted Sr. wasn't all that pleased with his son risking 2.5 million and injuring himself.  I guess when he eventually retires he can go for it but did anybody even know about this $39.95 pay per view event?


Did you see that ludicrous display last night???

There needs to be an actual site that can help people bluff their way to normalcy when it comes to sports full-on with jargon and pronunciation guides.