(Associated Frotuss Press Wires: 22:54:45: 02/19/2006) Zulu Puff and other members of the Black Scuba Assiociation, a group that routinely takes part in puffing the magic dragon has issued a statement today accepting rumors that it was them who influenced Ricky's decision to burn the frotuss once again.
"It was an unbelievable event," Zulu Puff said remorsefully. "Ricky had been on the bottom of the ocean, about 50 feet, (off the coast of Miami) wrestling playfully with a 15 foot stingray. Well, the stingray shocked him and my friend, Alpha Blondy (the Reggae Singer) and I had to swim with him to the surface. We could think of no other way to revive him than to take a giant hit off a spliff and mouth to mouth him with it. It was the only thing he'd respond to!"
After Ricky came back from near coma conditions he purchased several kilos of dutch grade pot and made the most of what decision had already been made for him. When reached for comment Ricky's website had no apparent comment at this time.
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