Sunday, August 10, 2008

AntiUS Biasness


Bella Karolyi says there is some anti US Biasness that is obvious in the gymnastics competition. Or at least that's what it sounded like he said. His english is really bad. The little US Gymnasts are pretty hot anyway but he was matching his socks and his shoes and his pants so I'm pretty sure when he agreed that the anti US "Biasness" was rampant.

In fact I'd like to take my stand here and point back at our foreign friends- just to say that it is so 1995 to hate America for our corporatism, imperialism, blah blah blah blah blah. We're all like that. Remember that 1980s drug abuse commercial? The one where the dad catches the son rolling doobies and he says, "Where'd you learn this? Where!!! Where'd you learn this???!!!!"

And the son so poetically replies... "I learned it from watching you DAD! I learned it from Watching YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Fucking loved it. Still do.

So all these foreign people who hate us for being American should just get over their own conceit because, for fuck sakes, we get it already. We know you hate our President, no matter what bumbling idiot it might be and you hate our foreign policy and our weatherman accents of nothingness... the plainness of our flag... of the shapes of most of our states... I get all that but come on already. No matter how bad or how much we're hated, people can't avoid drinking coke or eating McDonalds and it's old for them already. This is ummm.... a great big diverse world where we have friends in every country... this nationalistic hatred is really juvenile.

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