The Government wants you to Masturbate

Just thought I'd say that since it's true. Since you might enjoy it, and porn, I thought I might point out that China kind of controls their internet and they pretty much permit nonstop jacking off and our government has probably even more control over the internet if they want anyway... So all I'm trying to point out is that the Government likes you masturbating and smoking weed and being drunk and really not accomplishing anything significant. They must, because it's permitted. It's the only conclusion that's really acceptable.