Borrowing a little Wheel of Fortune action... SI has picked Purdue's Tony-Curtis Painter as their top Big 10 offensive player. I choose to call him Tony Curtis Painter because white guys named Curtis are usually a little too into masturbation. Don't ask me why, that's just what I think when I hear about a white guy named Curtis. "They caught Curtis jacking off in the restroom at the bowling alley." "JJ's older brother Curtis has all the nudie mags. And vaseline. And his mom don't care."
Everybody's top choice for Heisman is Beanie Wells from Ohio State, so what SI is saying might be if Purdue can beat Ohio State Tony Curtis Painter wins the Theisman? I mean Heisman?
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